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| 1 | Greetings Earthlings, I am an extra terrestrial from the planet Hmhuumugh..... | code 1001 |  |
| 2 | As the drugs take hold, you'll feel like you're losing your grip on reality..... | code 1002 | |
| 3 | Hi! Is Kevin there? ....oh...you called me....oh...ok....well....erm...Leave a message..... | code 1003 | |
| 4 | Hi, we're sorry that we can't answer the phone right now, please leave a message and then wait by your phone until someone calls you back ..... | code 1004 | |
| 5 | German Accent Ja, hello. please leave your name and number after ze tone..… | code 1005 | |
| 6 | Hello, you've reached an answerperson, I don't get paid to respond but anything you say after the tone will be memorised to the best of my.........thingamy..... | code 1006 | |
| 7 | We interrupt this phone call to advise you of an important development. Please stand by. THIS WAS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY VOICEMAIL TELEPHONE SYSTEM. HAD IT BEEN A REAL EMERGENCY, YOUR CALL WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN INTERRUPTED........ | code 1007 | |
| 8 | FOXTROT, LIMA, ALPHA, SIERRA, HOTEL. Key destruct sequence now. This terminal also accepts voice messages..... | code 1008 | |
| 9 | You're growing tired, your eyelids are getting heavy, you feel very sleepy now..... | code 1009 | |
| 10 | WARNING, WARNING, WARNING, This voicemail system has a very short attention span and it will hang up on your if you leave a message that is boring.... | code 1010 | |
| 11 | Hello, we're not home right now but I can take a message, hang on, I'll just get a pencil. (Crashing sound) oh sh*t....ok, shoot | code 1011 | |
| 12 | Greetings, I am a fully integrated, state of the art, digitally enhanced voicemail unit........ | code 1012 | |
| 13 | FOUR ALPHA, TEST...OF...SOFTWARE. Revision 2.1. Counting down to test 3...2...1..... | code 1013 | |
| 14 | Hello and welcome to the multiple choice voicemail greeting system. We cannot take your call at the moment because A) We are surfing the internet B) We're on another call or C)..... | code 1014 | |
| 15 | Hi, you've reached Susans message parlour..... | code 1015 | |
| 16 | Duh, helloooo. If you're calling with bad news please leave your message now, if you're calling with good news then please wait for the tone | code 1016 | |
| 17 | Err, Hello, I'm not here right now because tonight I start serving a 30 year term in the State Department of corrections for politically incorrect statements........ | code 1017 | |
| 18 | Hello, I'm sorry, you'vr reached an imaginary number, please rotate your equipment by 90 degrees and try your call again..... | code 1018 | |
| 19 | Ah hello, we are home right now but we can't answer the phone..... | code 1019 | |
| 20 | Hello, you've reached the Post Office. After the tone, please write a letter and allow 4 to 6 weeks for us to get back to you..... | code 1020 | |
| 21 | Hi and thanks for calling during our spring pledge drive. A basic membership is only $30..... | code 1021 | |
| 22 | Ahh hello there! He went out for 15 minutes half an hour ago and he won't be back for 2 hours........ | code 1022 | |
| 23 | Hello, I'm unable to take your call in person because I'm having an out of body experience, in fact, I am stood right behind you..... | code 1023 | |
| 24 | Hello..we..can't..get..to..your..call..right..now......... | code 1024 | |
| 25 | Vacuum cleaner sound Oooh hello, yes, we are just out getting a new cockatoo ..... | code 1025 | |
| 26 | Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, errr, we must be having some technical difficulties..... | code 1026 | |
| 27 | After the tone please leave your name, number, where you live and where you left the money........ | code 1027 | |
| 28 | Hello, I don't have a lot of rapour with anything that I can't reason with..... | code 1028 | |
| 29 | You have reached the CPX 2002 voice blackmail system. Your voice patterns are now being digitally encoded and being stored......... | code 1029 | |
| 30 | Hi, this is Johan advising you that you spend way too much time on the phone. Go outside...See the world...Live a little...have fun! ..... | code 1030 | |
| 31 | Hello, err, what I am saying?....There is no one here...Well, there is but not as I speak..... | code 1031 | |
| 32 | Yaaa, hello there, please don't adjust your telephone, we have taken control........ | code 1032 | |
| 33 | Hello and thanks for calling but we really couldn't come to terms with the fact that the phone was ringing..... | code 1033 | |
| 34 | Yeah, hi. These folks recorded this stupid thing for the phone....... | code 1034 | |
| 35 | Hey! Hi, I'm pretending that I'm marooned on a desert island with Linda Carter, Sharon Stone and Rachel Hunter. Since I don't have a phone here, you could leave me a message in a bottle after the beep ..... | code 1035 | |
| 36 | Splashing water sound Hi, I can't get to the phone right now as I am a bit tied up with this Crocodile..... | code 1036 | |
| 37 | X-Files Music Hi, We've all been captured by a flying saucer..... | code 1037 | |
| 38 | Goodday passengers, welcome to flight 416 flying non stop to the beep.Please store all messages in the overhead mailbox provided..... | code 1038 | |
| 39 | Gunfire in background Hello, we're a little pinned down right now....... | code 1039 | |
| 40 | Hello, please leave message after smoke signal ..... | code 1040 | |
| 41 | Hi, we can't come to the phone right now because we're down in the basement printing off a batch of $20 bills if you need any money or you just want to admire our handywork please leave your name and number and how much cash you need..... | code 1041 | |
| 42 | Horse Racing And they're off...It's nobody can take your call jumping into an early lead, followed by leave your message after the tone...... | code 1042 | |
| 43 | Hello, you know, being reicarnated as a voicemail machine is de pits..... | code 1043 | |
| 44 | Hey! Hi, can you help me...please? Can you help me? I'm stuck down here in the phone....... | code 1044 | |
| 45 | GONG Herro, We no home, but if you weave message we call you soon, if you leave sexy message, we call you sooner..... | code 1045 | |
| 46 | Ah yeah, hi. We're still not back from our journey into cyberspace..... | code 1046 | |
| 47 | Well hello there brothers and sisters and thank y'all for calling here...... | code 1047 | |
| 48 | Waltzing Matilda in background Well G'day, how ya goin'? Listen, I'm not here right now, but I'll tell ya what, this voicemail recorder thingy here is so clever..... | code 1049 | |
| 49 | Scottish accent Hello, are you calling me? Sure, I'm just leaving the house....... | code 1050 | |
| 50 | Hi, we're still not back from our journey into cyberspace ..... | code 1054 | |
| 51 | Man drowning in water. Other man---> What he's trying to say is there's noone here to take your call right now..… | code 1055 | |
| 52 | Hello, you know they say that its better to give someone a net and to teach them to fish than it is to just give them a fish, so I'm on the net now, learning how to fish...... | code 1056 | |
| 53 | Beer festival Ja hello, these people having so much fun drinking de beer..... | code 1057 | |
| 54 | T-minus 10 9 8.....You have reached strategic air command nuclear missile storage facilty....… | code 1058 | |
| 55 | Gagged woman -----> Man: Hello, I'm sorry but nobody here can come to the phone right now as they are all tied up..... | code 1059 | |
| 56 | Errr, hello, we cannot come to the phone right now..... | code 1060 | |
| 57 | Oh hello, I cannot take your call right now cos I'm out getting my ankles tattooed...... | code 1061 | |
| 58 | Fun in bed! Hi, my wife and I can't get to the phone right now but if you leave your name and number, we'll get back to yoooooooooooooooooooou! ..... | code 1062 | |
| 59 | Hello, look, I'm sorry but I'm far too depressed to come to the phone ....... | code 1063 | |
| 60 | Hello, the number you are calling from has been traced and your details forwarded to an online spam centre called badsexgirls.com ..... | code 1064 | |
| 61 | Cat miow This phone line has been connected to a 5000 volt power supply that has been wired to the small kitten...... | code 1065 | |
| 62 | Hello, city morgue. You kill 'em, we chill 'em!...... | code 1066 | |
| 63 | Hi, you've reached Joes crematorium. You kill 'em, we grill 'em!..... | code 1067 | |
| 64 | Hello, you know what to do at the tone....... | code 1068 | |
| 65 | Everything you say will be under oath, you have the right to remain silent anything you do say will be recorded and used against you ....... | code 1069 | |
| 66 | Hello, please leave your name, number and a brief message...... | code 1070 | |
| 67 | You've reached Pornography Films Unlimited...... | code 1071 | |
| 68 | Hello, *screams* You have reached Helgars house of hair removal..... | code 1072 | |
| 69 | Hello and welcome to word a day hotline after the tone please leave you name and number and create your own sentence using todays new word. Todays word is Corpronegropediaphilia ....... | code 1073 | |
| 70 | Thank you for calling the suicide hotline....... | code 1074 | |
| 71 | At the tone, from the time you called you will have exectly 5 seconds less remaining in your life *BEEP*......At the tone, from the time you called you will have exectly 10 seconds less remaining in your life *BEEP*...... | code 1075 | |
| 72 | Hello, you have reached the fidelity sperm helpline...... | code 1076 | |
| 73 | Explosion Hello and thank you for calling.We are at our online bomb making seminar ..... | code 1077 | |
| 74 | Whipping sounds Hello, this phoneline has been hijacked by www.whipme.com ....... | code 1078 | |
| 75 | Hi, if you're calling about an outstanding debt or you're selling something or requesting a charitable donation then please leave your message before the tone....... | code 1079 | |
| 76 | Hi, we are at home but we are avoiding someone please leave your name and number to find out if it's you!...... | code 1080 | |
| 77 | Hello, thanks for calling *bang bang bang* We are reinacting the crucifixion so you could say that we are just hanging around...... | code 1082 | |
| 78 | Hi, we are home but we are cleaning our weapons. Please leave your name *bang*, your number *bang* ..... | code 1083 | |
| 79 | Hello, around the world, millions still speak French as their first or second language. With your help we can wipe out French....... | code 1084 | |
| 80 | Hi, thanks for calling but we're in the shower, that's right, your friend and me, all soaped up....... | code 1085 | |
| 81 | Hello! God speaking, please leave your name, number and prayer...... | code 2001 | |
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