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| 1 | Wooshing sound Hello, we are home. We're still trying to catch something with this net..… | code 5019 |  |
| 2 | Hello, happy halloween, I was expecting your call...... | code 7001 | |
| 3 | I'm frightfully sorry, but the master of the house is all tied up down in the laboratory...... | code 7002 | |
| 4 | Thunder Ha haha. Hubble bubble toil and trouble. I'm not home.... | code 7003 | |
| 5 | Hello, we regret that there is nobody to take your call but don't worry, your call is not in vein!...... | code 7004 | |
| 6 | Chicken clucking You've reached the headquarters of the chicken labour union coalition ...… | code 7005 | |
| 7 | Santa Ho ho ho Thank you for calling Santas' workshop. Santa can't come to the phone right now...… | code 7006 | |
| 8 | Party Noise Hi and thanks for calling, as you can hear, we're having too much fun to come to the phone...… | code 7008 | |
| 9 | German accent Ja, hello, these people having so much fun drinking de beer...… | code 7009 | |
| 10 | Chanting in background Welcome to the afterlife voicemail system. If you're trying to reach heaven, please press 1..... | code 9030 | |
| 11 | Greetings Earthlings, I am an extra terrestrial from the planet Hmhuumugh..... | code 9031 | |
| 12 | Hello, I can't take your call right now as I seemed to have contracted some kind of attention deficit disorder..... | code 9032 | |
| 13 | Hello, this is Bob the burglar here, the owner ain't home right now, so if you wanna leave a message, please do so, but it won't matter cos I'm gonna take the answer phone..... | code 9033 | |
| 14 | Very kindly confine your remarks to a brief message. | code 9034 | |
| 15 | So you've decided to give us a call. Well, we're not here. Did you think we had nothing better to do than sat here waiting for you to ring up......... | code 9035 | |
| 16 | Hello friends, and thanks for calling Flatulence Anonymous. All of our councillors are pretty occupied right now..... | code 9038 | |
| 17 | French Lady This is the French gourmon with a delicious answering machine recipe..... | code 9039 | |
| 18 | Hello, I'm not home right now but I can take a message, so just hang on while I get a pencil...... | code 9040 | |
| 19 | Horse racing commentator And they're off, its nobody can take your call jumping into an early lead followed closely by please leave a message after the tone..... | code 9041 | |
| 20 | Hypnotist You're growing tired, your eyelids are getting heavy, you feel very sleepy now..... | code 9042 | |
| 21 | 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1. It's time to talk. | code 9043 | |
| 22 | If you leave your message at the sound of the kitty, we'll get right back to you. | code 9044 | |
| 23 | You're through to Dial-a-Hit. You got someone out doing your girl, stealing your business, or just p***ing you off..... | code 9045 | |
| 24 | Hello darling, Nando here, looking marvellous. Please leave a message after the tone so I can hear you because I'm sure you sound marvellous..... | code 9046 | |
| 25 | Monty Python Oooh hello, you've reached theMonty Python silly voices preservation society..... | code 9047 | |
| 26 | Hi, yeah, you've reached mother nature. I'm not in right now, I'm just a little busy trying to get ready for spring.... | code 9048 | |
| 27 | Movie Trailer From the person you've tried to reach comes..Answering Machine, The story of a phone that just kept ringing..... | code 9049 | |
| 28 | She traced the line down his chest towards his raging manhood..... | code 9050 | |
| 29 | You have just reached the amazing Ronfold phonomatic telephone answering machine..... | code 9051 | |
| 30 | Hey baby, this is the love doctor, I'm at the bedside of a very special patient..... | code 9052 | |
| 31 | Welcome to the telephone weather report, bringing up-to-date reports to your phone's location where tomorrow will once again be sh*te...... | code 9053 | |
| 32 | Aerobics And 5, 6, 7, 8, can't talk right now, stretch it up 2, 3...... | code 9054 | |
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