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| 1 | Hey, wow, yeah! We probably are home but somebody is surfing the web ..... | code 5001 |  |
| 2 | Tennis match in background Hi, thanks for calling but we're on the net which is a real bad place to be at a tennis match..… | code 5002 | |
| 3 | Ah yes hi, we're still not back from our journey into cyberspace..... | code 5003 | |
| 4 | Hi, this may seem a little hard to believe but we're stuck on the web. We've been here a wee while now but we seem to be able to get off ..... | code 5004 | |
| 5 | Hello, I would have been engaged when you phoned if it wasn't for this internet answering machine thing....... | code 5005 | |
| 6 | Hi and thanks for calling but we're online right now. Please email a recent photograph of yourself and we'll assess the returnability for a return phone call ...... | code 5006 | |
| 7 | Ah yes, hi. We're still not back from our journey into cyberspace, so errr, leave a message, we'll treat that as your verbal footprint and trace you back to your place..... | code 5007 | |
| 8 | Hi, we are home but we're online please leave a message with your phone number and email address, if we don't call, we'll email you..... | code 5008 | |
| 9 | Hello and thanks for calling but we're online, please feel free to leave a message..... | code 5009 | |
| 10 | Hello and welcome to the multiple choice voicemail greeting system. No-one can take your call right now because A, We're surfing the internet or B, we're on another call or C, we're doing lunch, D Abducted by aliens....... | code 5010 | |
| 11 | Hi, we're here but we're on the net that's why this internet answering machine thingy answered ...... | code 5011 | |
| 12 | Hello, please don't waste your time leaving a message, email me instead..... | code 5012 | |
| 13 | Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice hypertext markup language..... | code 5013 | |
| 14 | Whipping sound Hello, this connection has been hijacked by www.whipme.com..… | code 5014 | |
| 15 | Hi and thanks for calling but we're online right now. Please email us a recent photograph of yourself....... | code 5015 | |
| 16 | Explosion Hi and thank you for calling but we're on our online bomb making seminar ...… | code 5016 | |
| 17 | Hi, thanks for calling. We can see your imcoming call but we are ignoring it.... | code 5017 | |
| 18 | Hello, you know they say that it's better to give someone a net and teach them how to fish than it is to just give them a fish..... | code 5018 | |
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