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| 1 | Hello, *tapping the mic* Testing (whispers, How do I leave a message on this thing?) ...... | code 9001 |  |
| 2 | Thank you for dialling Dial an Asshole. All our assholes are busy right now...... | code 9002 | |
| 3 | Hello, there's nobody here right now.... | code 9003 | |
| 4 | Hello, did you know that your advertisement could appear in this space for just $4.99 per day? ...... | code 9004 | |
| 5 | Shouting in background Hello, this is the Jones residence and we're in the middle of a family fight right now...… | code 9005 | |
| 6 | Hello, I can't talk right now 'cos I've got ....errrr amnesia and I feel a bit stupid talking to people I don't remember...... | code 9006 | |
| 7 | Hi, you've reached Tim and Sonia. We can't come to the phone right now because we're both doing something we really enjoy...... | code 9007 | |
| 8 | Hello, I am home right now but I can't find the phone, please leave a long loud message and help me locate it.... | code 9008 | |
| 9 | Hi, we're not in right now but if you'de like to leave a message please press hash, press 3 then dial your name press 6 the dial your number...... | code 9009 | |
| 10 | Don't you do that now, don't you dare! I don't wanna hear it...... | code 9010 | |
| 11 | Well, hi there. Welcome to the easy listening sounds of this voicemail device...... | code 9011 | |
| 12 | Goodday passengers. Welcome to flight 416 flying non stop to beep..... | code 9012 | |
| 13 | Hello, God speaking. Please leave your name, number and prayer after the tone.... | code 9013 | |
| 14 | Loud music is background Hang on, hang on....Let me turn this down... Hang on......Hang on. Music stops. Please leave me a message.… | code 9014 | |
| 15 | Hello and welcome to the top 5 reasons to hang up now if you're a salesman. Number 5, we probably don't want one anyway, number 4, we don't have enough money for your imaginary high priced product. Number 3, we said no the first time ..... | code 9015 | |
| 16 | Toilet Flushing Hello, incontinence hotline...… | code 9016 | |
| 17 | Thank you for calling Learn Japanese in 20 seconds a day. Are you ready? Lets begin..... | code 9017 | |
| 18 | Errr. Hi. This may seem a little odd but I'm the microwave oven.... | code 9018 | |
| 19 | Hello, you have reached the North American air defence contract centre. Stand by at the tone to give coordinates and destination ... | code 9019 | |
| 20 | Hi, I can't come to the phone right now, you see, this morning I accidently took 2 laxative tablets along with my prozac and now I can't get off the can but I'm really happy about it..... | code 9020 | |
| 21 | Hey.... Hi! Can you help me? Can you help me? I'm stuck down here in the phone...... | code 9021 | |
| 22 | Hello, please leave your name, number and a brief message..... | code 9022 | |
| 23 | Hi the voicemail machine is broken right now so this is the fridge. Please leave your message when the light goes out.... | code 9023 | |
| 24 | Hello, I'm the latest Windows 2000 compliant XS 486 voicemail recorder and I'm equipt with a Pentium mark 7 processor to ensure that nothing can go wrong...go wrong...go wrong..... | code 9024 | |
| 25 | After the tone please leave your name and number and where you left the money..... | code 9025 | |
| 26 | Hello, what am I saying....There's no-one here. Well....there is but not as I speak..... | code 9026 | |
| 27 | Hello, we're not here but please leave a message for our dog..... | code 9027 | |
| 28 | A is for academics...B is for beer..One *burp* of those is the reason we're not here..... | code 9028 | |
| 29 | Ladies and Gentlemen, Lords and Ladies, Dukes and Duchesses, Prince and Princess'esses..... | code 9029 | |
| 30 | Chainsaw sound - Thank you for calling but the doctor is in surgery... | code 2003 | |
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